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Dear Mr. Editor Sir.

Dear Mr. Editor Sir,
I, personally think you are crazy (And every other kid who loves their cellphones) to ban cellphones, not to be rude or anything, but to be rude you don’t get a children's perspective of how they see things in life, so let me tell you right now. DON’T BAN CELLPHONES!! It’s as easy as that but of course, I need some evidence and reasoning and blah blah blah to back that up like always in school, thanks to Ms. Groves. If you're in middle school schedules change like a lot you sometimes even forget your homework or if you're supposed to walk home. First of all, it’s embarrassing to borrow someone's phone and if you don’t have a phone your parent has to either call your friend's phone and probably embarrass you, well with the iPhone something-something you can just text or call them right now!! (This is not an approved advertisement). Reason number… Two, I think, you always have homework on google docs to finish but you don’t have your computer or some electronic device, well can’t you just download an app that has your drive and works it from there. It’s that easy just a couple of minutes to download and boom you have your paper to finish. Third and last reason, the most important reason of all it saves you from forever boredom!! When you are a kid you need entertainment that’s why people invented the internet or Youtube, and Netflix. Do you know who runs those websites, let me tell you... Adults so don’t go back on your words now (Even though those aren’t your words but what’s the point of the internet without cellphones), please think about it because A. People are still going to bring in there cellphone but it will probably be more tempting because you banned it duh!! That’s why rules are broken, to make them better. B. No offense people, mainly, kids will hate you, er… whoever you are. C. That means you wouldn’t have cellphones meaning teachers or else that would be hypocritical, and you would probably start a new debate in the Debate Club so congratulations you created a whole new problem, gotta give you props for that. Anyway no pressure but the whole school lies in your decision so I would choose ours if you know what’s good for you.

Sincerely,
The Whole Entire School
(Well just me but I am writing for the school)



This is not a real letter to an editor of anything. Just a fun exercise- Mai Hoang

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