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The Not So Nice Tree

I know I’m not as nice as the giving tree
Don’t you know that we are all free?
I am here to stay
All-day, every day
Why don’t you just go away?


You always forgot what I do,
Hello, I’m giving air to you
And it’s not fair that you treat me like dirt
Don’t make me repeat
You, humans, need a wack in the brain
With a red and white candy cane
You guys are never sweet


Look I know I’m not being fair
I just have better hair
Hey! Just face the truth
I have all the proof
From watching you every day
It gets boring
Like watching rain


Don’t make me say it more than twice
You know I will never be as nice
Like that old lady that
Across the street
Who always baked the
Sweetest treat


I know I am sometimes a jerk
But hey we all have our quirks
You guys
Have a lot of fixing to do too
But it’s ok I will always help you
Cause we all know
I am the nicest tree ever
See I’m even funny too
But not as funny as
Your face
Jk
Love Ya Two


Peace out from the Not So Nice Tree
(My Little Sister came up with the idea about the Not So Nice Tree)

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